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Lex
Beitrag 24. Mar 2005, 10:47
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hier habe ich mal meine bisherigen Lieblings-Jackquotes zusammengefasst. Hat Jemand noch mehr davon? gerne auch von anderen Charaktären.

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be
construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS.

You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.

In the middle of my BACKSWING!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve
shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.

You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.

I am SO gonna kick your ass.

It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just
to say 'hi' anymore.

"Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao".

"Lose it. " It means, "Go crazy. " "Nuts. " "Insane. " "Bonzo. " "No longer in
possession of one's faculties. " "Three fries short of a Happy Meal. " "Wacko. "

I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and...confuse
Hammond.
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Beitrag 24. Mar 2005, 12:07
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Das eine oder andere hätte ich da noch mrgreen.gif

QUOTE (Jack O'Neill)
I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.

QUOTE
Jack O'Neill: They didn't go for it.
Sam Carter: They didn't approve the mission?
Jack O'Neill: Well no, they did THAT. Once they knew the stakes and the whole fate of the universe stuff, both the President and Hammond realized we had no choice. They wish us luck, God speed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die.
Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for?
Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested.
Sam Carter: For the ship?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise"
Jack O'Neill: Why not?

QUOTE
Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
Jack O'Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.

QUOTE
[O'Neill bangs his fist on a filing cabinet]
Jack O'Neill: D'oh!
Teal'c: What is it, O'Neill?
Jack O'Neill: I forgot to tape The Simpsons!
[Teal'c raises his eyebrow]
Jack O'Neill: It's important... to me.


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Beitrag 24. Mar 2005, 12:13
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QUOTE (Elias Vaughn @ 24. Mar 2005, 12:07)
Ansonsten: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/quotes
hier findest du sicher noch was mrgreen.gif .

laugh.gif Da hab ich die Sachen ja her. Ich erwarte hier eure Lieblingszitate aus SG1
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Beitrag 24. Mar 2005, 13:07
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QUOTE (Lex @ 24. Mar 2005, 12:13)
Da hab ich die Sachen ja her. Ich erwarte hier eure Lieblingszitate aus SG1

Ein paar hab ich noch laugh.gif :

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O'Neill: Do you read The Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a signigicant part of your culture. Have you not read The Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Of course... Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

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Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?

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[Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another for warmth]
Sam Carter: Sir?
Jack O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.

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Jack O'Neill: I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

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Jack O'Neill: All I'm saying, just for the record, is this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with.
Sam Carter: Wackier than, than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302?
Jack O'Neill: Oh yeah.
Sam Carter: Wackier than blowing up a sun?
Jack O'Neill: Yep.
Sam Carter: He's probably right.


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Beitrag 24. Mar 2005, 20:26
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Spontan aus dem Stegreif:

Maybourne: "If you need me, I'm at the Accent Inn checked in under the name of Cassidy."
O'Neill: "David or Shaun?"
Maybourne: "Butch."

Maybourne: "I set the trap up for the pig!"
Jack: "With a GRENADE?"

Aus "Upgrades":
Jack: "I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
Sam: "Yeah, I'm sorry, too."
Daniel: "I'm sorry, three."


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Beitrag 27. Mar 2005, 20:48
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Jack: It's time for plan B.

Sam: We have a plan B?!

Jack: No. But it's time for one.


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Beitrag 6. Apr 2005, 14:08
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aus SG-1 fällt mir nur ein Zitat ein
weil das im "Behind the Scene Special" war und da ich ja sonst nur SGA gucke
weiss ich leider nicht aus welcher Episode das ist tongue2.gif

Jack: Me no habla Jaffa. laugh.gif

Bei SGA fallen mir da mehr ein *g*

"Rising"

Ford: It's a ship; it goes through the gate. Gateship One.
Sheppard: Oh no, no, no. That's all wrong.
Ford: Dr. McKay thought it was cool.
Sheppard: Oh, okay. Well, it's official. You don't get to name anything. Ever.

Sheppard: I was just wondering where we go from here?
(map pops up)
Ford: So, how do we find them once we land?
Sheppard: I've been thinking about that too...
(life-sense detector device appears)
Sheppard: Now I'm thinking about a nice turkey sandwich...
(looks around, nothing happens)

"Hide and Seek"

Weir: I'm still trying to understand, how you thought it was a good idea
to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
Sheppard: I shot him. [Dr. Weir gives him a weird look] In the leg!

McKay: (To the group) Ever seen a 20 kiloton nuclear explosion?
Sheppard: I have. [sees everyone staring] Not up close.

"Childhood's End"

McKay: What are we going to tell them, Teyla?
'Oh, listen kiddies, everything you believe in is wrong, and trust us because we've been here for almost an hour.'

Sheppard: You think it's worth checking out?
McKay: Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization.
Sheppard: So you think it's worth checking out.
McKay: I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good.

"Poisoning the Well"

McKay: (about Beckett) No, no. No, he just doesn't like going through the stargate.
Sheppard: He's worse then Doctor McCoy.
Teyla: Who?
Sheppard: The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.

McKay: Reminds you of Area 51, doesn't it?
Sheppard: Circa 1918.
Ford: I dont think Area 51 was around in 1918, sir.
Sheppard: Well, the area was.
McKay: True.


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Jack O'Neill: The Goa'uld are coming, Senator!
Senator Kinsey: Then I think they'll be sorry that they took on the US Army!
Daniel: [sarcastically] Right. We'll just upload a virus into their mothership.

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General Vidrine: How does she fly, son?
Teal'c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Jack O'Neill: Woohoo... Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm

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Saroosh/Selmak: Selmak is a wondeful Tok'ra. She is selfless and caring; she is good company; she has a wonderful sense of humor.
Sam Carter: Well, that's good Dad. You can sit around for hours cracking yourself up.

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[on a mine]
Sam Carter: Ok, it's flashing green. Is that good?
Daniel: No
Sam Carter: Bad?
Daniel: Bad
Sam Carter: How bad?
Daniel: Very bad.
Sam Carter: DAD!

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Jack O'Neill: What do you want?
Apophis: To live.
Jack O'Neill: I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.

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Teal'c: [as he steps out into space] One small step for Jaffa...

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Rodney McKay: I wish I didn't find you so attractive. I've always had a real weakness for dumb blondes.
Sam Carter: Go suck a lemon.
Rodney McKay: Very sexy. Very, very sexy.

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Jack O'Neill: Someone duplicated the duplicators?

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Jack O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of those.
Teal'c: I will attempt to translate one, O'Neill.
[Teal'c thinks]
Teal'c: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

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Daniel Jackson: We have to go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.
Jack O'Neill: How do we do that?
Daniel Jackson: Well, I speak 23 languages, Jack. Pick one.

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Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are superior warriors

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[Jacob/Selmak, Daniel, and Sam are on a Tok'ra scout ship, being questioned by a Goul'd mothership]
Jacob Carter/Selmak: All right, we're almost finished. Sam's just finishing up.
Daniel: Uh, that's good, 'cuz I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Why? Who'd you say you were?
Daniel: The, uh, Great and Powerful Oz.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: SAM!

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Daniel Jackson: [Daniel has been cleared to attend a briefing after having lost his memory] Besides, who am I going to tell? I don't remember anybody, right?
Jack O'Neill: Good one.
Daniel Jackson: Thanks, Jim.

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Jack O'Neill: "Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao".

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[offering a beer to Samantha Carter at his house]
Jack O'Neill: Want a glass? I can wash one.


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Beitrag 7. Jun 2005, 00:18
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Beckett: What shall I say?
Ford: Uh, uh, "I miss you?" "I wish you were here?"
Beckett: I wish who was here?
Ford: I don't know. Who do you wish was here?
Beckett: Nobody! I wish I wasn't bloody here!

...und eigentlich all diese herrlichen Rodney-Monologe aus derselben Folge ("Letters from Pegasus").

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"Suspicion"

Sheppard: You seem nervous.
McKay: No, I'm part of this team. I'm doing this.
Sheppard: Yes, you are. I just said you seem nervous.
McKay: Oh, really? I thought you said 'Rodney, you don't have to do this.'

[after narrowly escaping an explosion]
Sheppard: You okay?
McKay: Oh, I'm fine. This is—this is fun for me.

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"Childhood's End"

Sheppard: You think it's worth checking out?
McKay: Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization.
Sheppard: So you think it's worth checking out.
McKay: I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good.

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"Underground"

Weir: You realize I originally sent you out for food?
Sheppard: Think we can still get that?
Ford: I don't see why not.
Sheppard: We kinda went past that with the whole atomic-bomb thing.

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"The Storm"

Sheppard: McKay will come up with something.
McKay: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not superman.
Sheppard: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
[everyone shakes their heads]
Ford: No, sir.
Zelenka: Never.

McKay: You're right! If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth. Did you bring yours?
Zelenka: You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, McKay.
McKay: I'm always like this.
Zelenka: My point exactly.

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"The Siege"

McKay: If it seems like we can't fix it, we'll just turn round and come back. Now I realise I am invaluable everywhere ...
Zelenka: You know what? Forget about it. I take it back.
McKay: Sorry...
Zelenka: No!
McKay: ...you can't take it back because you've just admitted that I am smarter than you are!
Zelenka: I admitted no such thing!
McKay: It was hard for you to say but the truth shone through and you were compelled to speak!
Zelenka: You are a miserable little man!
McKay: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, let's not ruin the moment here, hey?

McKay: I knew this was going to happen.
Everett: Is that a fact.
McKay: Yes, it's a fact! Look, you show up here with your guns and your brush cuts, but when it comes to actually saving the city, you turn to the scientists. And every time, what you ask is impossible.
Everett: When was the last time you slept, Doctor?
McKay: Duhhhhh, shut up, I have an idea!

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Beitrag 7. Jun 2005, 09:21
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und noch ein paar Beckett-Quotes (denkt euch den Akzent)

Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson Beckett M. D.: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

Carson Beckett M. D.: He fainted.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
Carson Beckett M. D.: Faint is a proper medical term.
Dr. Rodney McKay: I passed out from... manly hunger!

Carson Beckett M. D.: [a parasite has attached itself to Sheppard's neck, paralyzing him] I'm told you have something of a cling-on.
Maj. John Sheppard: That's funny.

Carson Beckett M. D.: Are you telling me to shut up again?
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Again.

Carson Beckett M. D.: [sighs] We believe ATA or Ancient Technology Activation is caused by a single gene that's always on. Instructing various cells in the body to produce a series of proteins and enzymes
[McKay is staring at syringe]
Carson Beckett M. D.: that interact with the skin, the nervous system and the brain. In this case we're using a mouse retrovirus to deliver the missing gene to your cells.
Dr. Rodney McKay: [Looking worried] A mouse retrovirus?
Carson Beckett M. D.: It's been deactivated.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, are there any side effects?
Carson Beckett M. D.: Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run in a small wheel...
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Sanctuary

McKay: Word of caution. The whole Captain Kirk routine is problematic, to say the least; let alone morally dubious.
Sheppard: What Routine?
McKay: Romancing the alien priestess… very 1967 of you.

Before I Sleep

Sheppard: (over radio) Alright, we're done with the living quarters. Moving on.
McKay: Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah. Before you go. You see anything better than our current quarters?
Sheppard: A few. Some of them are pretty nice, actually.
McKay: Well, what kind of square footage are we talking about?
Sheppard: What am I, your realtor, Rodney? We're here to unlock the secrets of Atlantis.
McKay: Yeah, well, I'm looking for a one-bedroom with a den, preferably with a balcony, but I'm not married to it.

The Brotherhood

Kolya: Dr. McKay! It's so wonderful to hear your grating voice again!

McKay: My eyes! I need my eyes for seeing!

The Gift

Weir: According to Doctor Zelenka's calculations, we have less than one week before the Wraith arrive. I want options.
McKay: You mean, besides crying ourselves to sleep. (Zelenka looks at him.) Well, not me! I haven't slept in days.

Weir: (to Beckett) Your theory of the Wraith evolving after the Ancients arrived in Pegasus galaxy ...
McKay: Oh, you're kidding me!
Zelenka: Pay up.

The Siege (1)

Zelenka: This is a simulation I've put together. It shows how the city will be destroyed once we trigger the self destruct.
(The city breaks into large pieces which sink down into the ocean.)
Weir: So glad you felt I needed to see this! I was just thinking all my nightmares needed to be more vivid!

The Siege Part II

McKay: Concentrate on powering up the chair. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing but. Don't start thinking about...
Beckett: Don't tell me what not to start thinking about, or I'll start thinking about it!

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