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“Discovery – Endgame”: Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel

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Auch zur dritten Staffel von “Star Trek: Discovery” darf unsere Comic Parodie nicht fehlen. Diesmal bekommen nicht nur Burnham sondern auch die Zukunft die volle Dröhnung ab. Was läuft da schief? Oder läuft es doch? Und was kann weg? Wie immer gilt: Augenzwinkern.

Diese Parodie hat mit 52 Bildern mehr als die bisherigen Parodien (Picard Staffel 1 / Discovery Staffel 2).
Wie immer haben wir aber auch diesmal nicht auf englische Untertitel verzichtet.

Achtung – Humor incoming! Wenn du das nicht verträgst, lies nicht weiter.
Und: Spoilergefahr!

Nun aber viel Spaß:

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 1
Somewhere in the universe in the far future. Something is heading towards Earth…

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 2
It crashes into a building…

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 3
It is… – “She’s coming! She’s coming! Burnham is coming!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 4
“Ahm.. who?”

 

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"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 6
“Yes I did it. ” – “Don’t become sentimental now!” – “Don’t worry. This will be the only time in this whole season that I’m going to cry!”

 

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“Am I really talking to my suit? I must be really tired!” – “And how do you want to accomplish this?” – “Well, I already have a good idea .”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 8
“This scene shall never be shown again, did I make myself clear?”

 

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“Where will be going next?” – “Search Discovery and so on…” – “Wait, let me tell you everything about The Burn first.”

 

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“Hm shouldn’t we hand her over to the authorities? She tells us her plan and well, time travelling is forbidden…” – “Oh my god, this is so ridiculous. I can only withstand this with drugs… GNI HIHIHIHIH”

 

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“Has someone ever told you that you look like this odd cousin that Osyraa is going to kill later that season?” – “What? Don’t fool me! I’m trying to do serious police work here.”

 

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“But he wanted to do serious cop work.. ahh..”

 

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“So, as we have escaped, can we now please rebuild the federation? We already have too many pictures for just one episode!” – “Yes, but I have to tell you something. There is an UFP-Officer waiting on a space station for more than 40 years…” – “40 Years? Sounds somehow familiar…”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 14
“Are you a kind of federation?”

 

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“Well..yes?” – “Why is this hot blonde chick waiting here alone for 40 years?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 16
In the mean time… – “Hold on. We’re going down!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 17
“Hey Friends. You come to my planet and in my town? That will cost you dearly.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 18
“How abould an old tricorder? It has a high value and I don’t like to give it away…” – “Yes, perfekt, that’ll do. I’m out.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 19
“What is this?” – “Programmable matter. I can produce everything from it. Even old tricorders..” – “Well, that was… unexpected.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 20
“As unexpected as seeing me?” – “Michael.” – “The Allmighty is back. We’re all safe”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 21
“Please stop it. I’m just Michael.” – “Okay, then tell me what you did in the last year?” – “Well I did.. well ehrm ahm..”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 22
“What? You didn’t even fly to Earth? Its galactic coordinates are well known.” – “Ehrm no.” – “And you did nothing else to save the federation? That surely could have helped you…?” – Ehrm, well, no.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 23
“So what did you do then hanging around for one year?” – Burnham to herself: “Hung around with a hot blonde on a space station” – Ehrm I had a trail to a Blackbox just before you arrived.” – “Burnham… In case you will ever be promoted to captain… then I would quit.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 24
“Let’s head towards Earth!” – “Hiya! I’m not helping.” – Did you consider talking with your neighbors?” – “Damn. Ok, take Adira and have fun on Trill.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 25
“We’ll get to know on these pools where the federation.” – “Well then, let’s take a bath.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 26
“Really well done pool-dream. Though I was already on drugs at the beginning of the season…”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 27
“Well, there is always a bigger fish..”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 28
“Are you crazy Burnham? You just made use of the “Kill your Gay-Cliché. Fans around the globe will blame us for this. – “But that was not meant in a harmful way. It was just for the plot. Adira will not add to the plot during the remaining season.” – “BURNHAM!!!!!” – “Ok ok! I’ll get her back for the next season. I promise. But instead I’ll kick out Nhan.”

 

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“I’m Admiral Vance. So, you want to help?” – “Well you didn’t manage to solve “The burn” riddle, so… let the experts take care of this.” – “Okay, I will do. Just like that and so that I can get rid of you. I’ll even upgrade your ship.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 30
“Good, lets start with the Vulcans.” – “And who are you?” – “Burnham”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 4
“Ahm.. who?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 32
“Burnham, Spock’s sister.” – “Hm no, there is no sister mentionned here.” -“We have a Sybok in the recordings.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 33
“Not Sybok, Burnham damnit! – “Could she have had gender surgery? Not much of a deal nowadays.” – “Damn no, I’m really Spock’s sister.” – “And we should believe you that?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 34
“Well, biologically you are not Spock’s sister but my daughter.” – Mum!! -. “I’m right. They are Vulcans and you arre human.” – “You’re not really helping at the moment…”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 35
“And why should we believe any of this shit? – Well, you have heard of sybok the first time after 20 years!” – “Damn, she is Spock’s sister!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 36
“One moment, I received new evidence. It is her, the burn – Burnham. Why did nobody see this before!” – ” Oh please, that is soocheap. There must be a Big Bad behind it!” – Why?” -“Because… because.. well because the authors surely would not write something as simple as that. It was not an accident.”

 

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“We don’t believe you. We’re not helping. Bye.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 38
“I wanna cry. But follishly, I had promised in the beginning not to do that in this season.” – “But from where will we get informations about The Burn now?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 39
“We will just follow the transmissions of the nursery rhyme… and there it is.. Verubin nebula.” – “Wait, what song?” “We mentionned it at the beginning of the seaons and then forgot about it.” – ” Ah well. Then let’s go there, we only have budget for four more images!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 40
“Yes, I admit. It was Su’Kal all along!”

 

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"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 42
“Burnham. We really need to stop stealing from Marvel und create something of our own!” – “And what about the Big Bad?” “We’ll cut her out!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 43
You’re cut” – (Burnham to herself) “Actually, the season worked quite well without a Big Bad. And because she didn’t even talk, we will not have to pay her. I’m surely getting a reward for this.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 44
“Well done Burnham, I’ll promote you to captain. ” “Yippee!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 45
“Ok, I’m out! Bye!”

 

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“Very well, we have fulfilled our image quota.” – (Burnham to herself) “And I can finally go back to that hot blonde from that space station. – “Captain, we can’t do that. We need a fight!”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 47
“What? But the quota…We’re finished. The end.” – “Sorry, no season without a fight.” – “But with which Big Bad?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 48
“With me, of course!” – “Ok then. Let’s just add this stupid fight. But I want it to be spectacular. Something we’ve never done before! Lets amaze the people.” – “This surely weill be the best scene of the season.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 49
*whoosh*

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 50
“Burnham , where are you?” – “Here.” – “Where?” – “There.” – “Wait, are you outside the ship?”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 51
“What a mess! Don’t bother. I’ll jump without your help.” – “Oh damn, I forgot the Bungee Rope.. AHHHH.”

 

"Discovery - Endgame": Die Comic Parodie zur dritten Staffel 52

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Thomas Götz
Thomas Götz
Seitdem er 1985 zum Ersten Mal Episode IV sah und ausrief "Aber das heisst doch, Vader ist Lukes Vater" ist Tom der Science Fiction verfallen. Star Trek Fan wurde er, wie viele seiner Kollegen, 1990 mit "The Next Generation" in Deutschland. Seine ersten Buchrezensionen zu Star Trek Büchern erschienen schon 1995 im Alter von 16 Jahren im Star Trek Fanclub. Seit 2006 schreibt er auch Online Rezensionen (ab 2009 Trekzone-Exklusiv) und hat kürzlich seine 2000.Rezension veröffentlicht.

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